Snaggletooth

Elizabethtown actually is the worst movie ever, isn't it?

Let's all get drunk and watch it, OK? Let's make it a thing we do.




"Only the Lonely"
The Motels

Great Moments in Asking a Girl Out

5/23/03

John: So, do you wanna do something sometime?
Heather: Uh...sure?
John: OK, great! So, I'll call you sometime...
Heather: Sounds...good.

1/30/05

John: So, you know I like you, right?
Jennifer: Oh...
John: Well, I do.
Jennifer: *rejects John for an hour*

2/14/05

John: So, uh, I wanna ask you something, but I feel I'll be hitting you with an awkward truck.
Lauren: Uh, haha.
John: So are you ready for the awkward truck?
Lauren: Uh, yeah.


THIRD TIME'S A CHARM YOU ASSHOLE.



"More Than This"
Roxy Music